zeldathemes
spermspeed:

Photo #1: Benjamin Jarvis by Alasdair McLellan
Photo #2: Painting by Matthew Cusick

spermspeed:

Photo #1: Benjamin Jarvis by Alasdair McLellan

Photo #2: Painting by Matthew Cusick

slyfoxhound:

The biggest snorlax lovesack I have ever seen and it was the last one too ATM eeeek

slyfoxhound:

The biggest snorlax lovesack I have ever seen and it was the last one too ATM eeeek

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

spatscolombo:

That one time when Spock finally fell for one of Kirk’s conversational traps and accidentally said something that was both a human cliche and an expression of emotion, and even though Kirk totally noticed, he pretended not to because Winona Kirk raised a flirt, not a bully.

nightvalessp:

"You order a slice of strawberry pie, and the waitress indicates through words and movements that it will be brought to you presently. The radio speaks soothingly to you from staticky speakers set into a foam-tile ceiling. It is telling a story about you! Your story, at last.”

nightvalessp:

"You order a slice of strawberry pie, and the waitress indicates through words and movements that it will be brought to you presently. The radio speaks soothingly to you from staticky speakers set into a foam-tile ceiling. It is telling a story about you! Your story, at last.”

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

fivegaited:

thestasher:

wtfhorsepics:

found on facebook. This poor woman came in to find her horse had been vandalized. They cut his mane, tail, and spray painted him. Why are people so mean? It’s only cosmetic, but it still takes a horrid person to do this to an animal. Happened near Rochester, NY. If any of my Tumblr followers has any idea or recognizes the mark on the horse, please help this woman find who did this:   Link here

Also, guys, this woman has PTSD and this is basically her therapy horse. Extra important to spread this around.

:(

fivegaited:

thestasher:

wtfhorsepics:

found on facebook. This poor woman came in to find her horse had been vandalized. They cut his mane, tail, and spray painted him. Why are people so mean? It’s only cosmetic, but it still takes a horrid person to do this to an animal. Happened near Rochester, NY. If any of my Tumblr followers has any idea or recognizes the mark on the horse, please help this woman find who did this:  Link here

Also, guys, this woman has PTSD and this is basically her therapy horse. Extra important to spread this around.

:(

apparentlyimbucky:

#sexuality: captain america on a motorcycle. (via alwayshonestx) yes

apparentlyimbucky:

 (via alwayshonestx) yes

siddharthasmama:

thetpr:

personoflordlycalibre:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

Scumbag

Should’ve put his number on blast

this made me want to vomit